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I have been oddly silent on DW lately, while I spam twitter. But this evening during commute I wound up writing a found poem constructed entirely of things on my twitter feed during said commute, and I thought I'd share it.

#odetopopculture

When you say effigy, I think of voodoo dolls
all with newborn novels at once, all hammering out plot arcs and character
yours is .. left blank on purpose?
    nope just vaguely stoned and watching captain america!
    and also with a truly regrettable mustache

I just don't think I understand the point of Glee
This is torture and I know how it ends.
    oh no wait, that's the sulfur smell of new jersey

The future is made of me being punched in the face.
Everyone. Must watch.
self indulgent guitars! And ps: the jewfro is BACK!
    (Let's pretend I don't know that.)

Spoiler alert: LL Cool J does not actually speak Japanese.
Steven Tyler meets Fall Out Boy meets Robert Pattinson from Twilight meets My Chemical Romance
    and no sparkly lip gloss