epershand

I try not to create posts just for the purposes of recording my dreams, but sometimes my dream-villains just have the most delightfully camp dialog. For instance, last night:

"You may wonder why I care so much about destroying *you*, personally. It's just that I want to cut you out of humanity like a brown spot from an apple. And given that you drugged yourself and came along with me, I think even you will admit to your weakness."

And then while I was still under her hypnotic thrall, she put me in a car and drove me through a portal to under the ocean and threatened me with a shark named Tiamet.

[I should probably note that this wasn't a nightmare, it was just an action-adventure dream.]