epershand

This morning I got my ranty-pants on on the subject of Bella Swan. The following is presented almost entirely unedited; though I've removed my interlocutor's portion of the conversation to protect the innocent.

mostly i am just bitter people keep bashing bella swan in favor of katniss
bella swan's my GIRL
I FUCKING LOVE BELLA SWAN, and everyone needs to step off

every time I read another article that is like "this katniss is awesome unlike that wet blanket bella swan" I am like :((((

I really need to write my IN DEFENSE OF BELLA SWAN essay

LOOK EVERYBODY TWILIGHT IS A SERIES OF BOOKS ABOUT A NORMAL GIRL UNDER INTENSE PRESSURE TO BE PERFECT WHO HAS TO PARENT BOTH HER PARENTS
AND THEN NOBODY TRUSTS HER WHEN SHE TELLS THEM WHAT SHE WANTS AND SHE IS LIKE "FUCK YOU" AND TAKES IT ANYWAY
BELLA SWAN KICKS ASS
and then when she gets her vampire super power it is SUPER-PROTECTIVENESS

and she is an atheist who mostly wants to get laid and the only time edward does things she doesn't like it is romantic things
and she is like BACK OFF I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. DON'T GIVE ME A CAR RADIO
SCREW YOU I DON'T WANT TO PUT ON A PRETTY DRESS AND GO TO PROM
and then she is like GIVE ME SEXIN
and edward is like BUT YOU ARE A DELICATE FLOWER
and she is like FUCK THAT NONSENSE
and he is like OK I ADMIT IT I AM ACTUALLY THE DELICATE FLOWER
and she is like AWWW OK I GUESS I WILL GET MARRIED BUT ONLY TO GET LAID *rolleyes*
bella is the best