In honor of a GQ motherfucker

[epershand]

So, oliviacirce is applying for an internship at her university's archives, and is being angsty about writing a cover letter. So I wrote one for her.

So, oliviacirce. I think you need to take a long look at this GQ motherfucker, because she is the one you are going to hire.

Lemme tell you about her experience for the job. She has a motherfucking Masters of Research in Renaissance Lives and Letters, and you better fucking believe that to get that baby she kicked some archive ass. She can read more fucking alphabets for transcribing English and Latin than you can take a stick at and even those bitches at the British Library were all "woah, back up" and let her look at the physical copies of the Countess of Bedford's letters when she told them their microfiche copy was bullshit.

Fuck, the world wouldn't know about fucking stares for starlings if it weren't for this glorious badass. Now she's getting her fucking PhD, and you better fucking believe that her research foo is going to knock you all on your motherfucking asses, and that she will be all up in your primary documents before you can say "woah, Olivia banged your mom too?"

You better be giving her a stipend for all the time she's going to be in your archives. Look at this badass fucking photo she took:

(Olivia claims that some of this is factually incorrect. But who do you believe, me or her?)

Comments

[fairestcat]

oliviacirce is my FAVORITE GQMF.

[epershand]

MINE TOO.

[oliviacirce]

Motherfucker. ♥

[epershand]

♥ &olivia;♥

[newredshoes]

+10, ALLCAPS.

[epershand]

WORD

[meloukhia]

As a former human resources supervisor, I can confidently say that I would totally hire anyone with a cover letter this awesome[1.].

1. Your mileage may vary. Results not guaranteed.

[epershand]

That's what I thought. I figure, you at least want to *meet* the person who sends in this cover letter, right?

[prismakaos]

Fuck yeah, Oliva Circe.

[epershand]

Fuck yeah Olivia Circe. There should be a tumblr.

[wired]

"All up in your primary documents" made me laugh and laugh.

Oliviacirce is totally badass.

[epershand]

Hee, everyone needs to be all up in the primary documents. And she totally is :D

[aria]

This post is THE BEST POST. Fuck yeah. <333

[epershand]

<3 <3 <3

[love_archived]

*laughing*

[epershand]

*hugs*

[jesse_the_k]

I concur.

[epershand]

Woo! Side note: I have so much love for that icon. Beat little heart, beat!

[polarisnorth]

I HIGHLY APPROVE of this post. A+++

[epershand]

Hurrah!

[tei]

This is the best letter of recommendation EVER.

[epershand]

Wooo. Now I just have to hope that the next person I write a letter of recommendation for doesn't get jealous of this one.

[starlady]

Co-signed!