That's actually pretty close to what the time travel one is. Truckstops and Turnstiles-era Brendon finally figures out that Ryan's never going to like him back, and he goes to sulk outside the bus and falls asleep. And then he wakes up in 2009 in Brendon and Spencer's bro boyfriend house and sleeps with bro Brendon while Spencer watches. Like you do.

Ryan can frolic with anyone and call them his enemy, because he is FLEXIBLE that way. I am also imagining Lex Luthor and Clark Kent frolicking. And the Doctor and the Master (with bonus tele-tubbies)