I don't think I can actually pick a favorite song from that show. It's *probably* "Grow For Me"? But it could equally be "Mushnik and Son" or "The Meek Shall Inherit". Mmmmm, "bloody awful evil things" <333333333333 (PS YOUR ICON IS SO MUCH WIN)

Soul Bonds is TWILIGHT FANFICTION. It is STEPHANIE MEYER PASTICHE. Just... Jake pastiche and not Bella pastiche. It's post-series Jake/Leah psychic werewolf puppy play that ultimately ends badly because... oh wait, Jake *is* actually soul-bonded to someone else.

AN EXCEPT:

I let the wolf instincts take over and just ran into the trees. A few miles in Leah loped up next to me but she didn't push, just matched me stride for stride. After a while we caught the scent of a deer and she didn't even say anything then, just surged forward to cut it off. A few years ago if you'd told me I'd ever think she was anything but a pain in my ass I would've asked what you were smoking, but honestly she's kind of amazing at the whole pack thing. I know better than anyone that just a psychic connection is no guarantee that two people can actually communicate, but Leah had, like, something else entirely, like she knew what I was going to think before I thought it and would just respond.

We took down that deer like fucking pros and split up eating it. The wolf metabolism wasn't so bad after the first year or so and I probably could've gone another couple of hours without eating, but eating a fresh kill is a great way to clear your mind. The idea of guzzling down all that raw meat just isn't something you can really handle in your human form, so you just go with your instincts and all the buzzing little voices fly right out of your head.

Even if that buzzing is the bullshit look of mock concern Bella pastes on her marble face when she wants you to think she's experiencing emotions like a human would, the even tone she uses when she says "Edward and I just think it might be good for you both if you and Nessie took a little time off for now."

The thing they never tell you about Imprinting is that it sucks. I mean, not that they tell you anything about Imprinting to start with, I'm just glad it didn't come on me as sudden as it did for Sam and Emily, but still, the point is it sucks. And I mean I don't have it as bad as it could be because Nessie's growing up so damn fast, but that's actually kinda the problem. She's growing up so damn fast and she's starting to get all these curves and all, but she's still only four fucking years old and I'm pretty sure that makes me some kind of pedo.

And I don't look anywhere else, it's pretty much been impossible since the moment she was born, and before that I was almost as bad in love with her mom, but a guy's got needs, you know what I'm saying?